During Frozen, Kristoff is seen wearing Sami clothes and practicing a typically Sami occupation - being a handyman with a trained reindeer (although in real life, you can’t ride reindeer like a horse).
In line with this depiction, this is what Kristoff should look like adhering to what Sami looked like during the 1800s. Tan, with an Asian eyefold and black hair - because surprise! The Sami weren’t originally white! The only reason you end up with a bunch of white people when you google them is because they went through years of racial assimilation!
So there. This is what Kristoff could have been - Disney’s first male POC love interest to end up with a non-POC woman (the other way around has been done a lot, but not this.. for some reason..)
Okay, so Howard professes to put effort into absolutely nothing, but designing and putting together costumes in a matter of minutes or hours is not an easy task (where did he even get the rap posse outfit from they didnt even go home did they?) The wigs alone must take a lot of time to style. Clearly he gets a lot of practice, and they are all made well. Even Viceroy is impressed with his accuracy and craftsmanship!
What I’m saying is that Howard totally goes into costume design when he gets older and becomes famous for his work on the Gravepuncher movies.
Randy is a stuntman or brings donuts or something.
-Alessa is just your average teenage transfer student from a place that will be unnamed. oh wait, that’s some other irreverent story. Because Alessa is a Vampire that happens to be on a journey to find the rest of her coven. But with no help from people like Jade, a vampire hunter, Taira the Witch and her hellhound sidekick Ampyx, Its starting to look like she will never find them.
forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm
i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard